If Santa Claus had brain fog, he might have problems with dates.
He might lose important stuff.
He might forget everyone’s names.
Brain fog might interfere with Santa’s innate sense of direction, forcing him to rely on technology.
He might get confused about the order of gift distribution.
With brain fog, you can make a list and check it twice, thrice, or two hundred times and still forget who is naughty and who is nice.
Brain fog can make you lose stuff, and it can also make you THINK you lost stuff.
Possible diagnoses of Santa’s brain fog:
1) Lyme disease?
Actually, I don’t know anything about reindeer, but puffins are hosts for a tick called Ixodes uriae that carries a European strain of Lyme, borrelia garinii. There was a study done in the Faroe Islands near the Arctic Circle. Puffins also live at the North Pole. Hmm.
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